i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
