Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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