Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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