You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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