It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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