im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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