Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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