He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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