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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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