the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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