So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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