I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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