Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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