CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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