her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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