so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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