Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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