THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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