with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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