Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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