quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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