toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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