Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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