Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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