Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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