Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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