Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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