Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
