Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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