he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
