Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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