Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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