ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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