Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I skipped work to stalk him.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What a dumb baby whore.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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