Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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