My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I enjoy the company of your penis
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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