They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm getting married
To pizza
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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