Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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