i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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