okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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