Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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