I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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