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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I am available for nakedness
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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