his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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