sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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