You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
cat food counts as protein by the way
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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