So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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