sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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