I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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