It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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