id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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